FAQ
Q: Are you receiving a signal right now?
A: Yes, I hear you loud and clear.Q: Can more than one Simulcaster occupy one space? A: Simulcasting is not a competive sport between Simulcasters, but a cooperative one. There are many ways to benefit from collaborative work. Use your imagination, run some tests, stay open-minded when approaching other Simulcasters.
Q: What if you aren't sure if someone is a Simulcaster or not? A: It is easy to spot beginners because they often tote signature Simulcast products. Long-term Simulcasters are not as easiy identifiable because they often internalize the philosophy and shed logo identities. Just ask. If they are, they will be impressed with your knowledge, if not, they may want to learn more about the practice.
Q: Can I write my material expenses off on my taxes? A: Yes, you can! and you can also file under self-employed. Fees should be negotiated between contractor and practitioner.
Q: Have any Simulcasters ever time travelled? A: Yes. Simulcaster "Timothy" delivered a stunning visual presentation at the Simulcast Convention 2000: Postmasters. His journies have included time travelling interfaces such as a clarinet and a bowl haircut-looking helmut.
Q: Have you ever been beaten up? A: No, I haven't.
Q: I think I saw a Simulcast performance at an art museum before, but I'm not sure. A: Simulcasters attempt to improve the relationship between sender and receiver, in some cases audience and art. Simulcasts can sometimes be confusing because the audience sometimes thinks that the Simlcast is the art.
Q: Does it really work? A: It's true that Simulcasters are not always 100% effective at their jobs, sometimes only 48%, but his is a new field, and we must take risks. We even go so far as using our own bodies to block and maintain signals and connections.
Q: What is that, some kind of moonbeam unit? A: (Suddenly you allow the thought that you will never be quick-witted create an energy block in your mind. Take a deep breath, and clear your mind--perform an affirmation if you have to. In order to be effective you must be positively charged).
Q: Is there a big difference between the papermache and synthetic mobile satellite dish units? A: The material itself is not responsible for its effectiveness. However, if the dish is your tool of choic, it is recommended that you use a light weight material on tougher jobs. They are less likely to cause back strain.